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its 4 AM somewhere

the younger you are the more obtrusive your facial piercings


i wanna get into a situation where a cop tells me to empty my pockets and i have nothing but fingerboards 


My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via currentlyploughgingsimonbelmont)


Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

(Source: feellng, via acid-anarchism)


*drinks water* im hydrating my flesh prison

(via acid-anarchism)



me and the lads like to sit around drinking the dirty paintbrush water until we all fall asleep from the poison



im dying laughing some guy wanted to ask for advice on how to be social but he accidentally wound up on a board for socialism


and he actually got advice


(via gotitforcheap)