Incoherent Rambling

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its 4 AM somewhere

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

(via sniffing)

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(Source: zootedboy, via bitch-is-so-bitch)

joshpeck:

do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person

(via em0-to-the-extremo)

orgasm:

whenever i see a pic of jared leto i always have to think if he’s jesus for a second

(via pizza)

I bought a giant fish

fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

(via the-perks-of-being-a-weeaboo)