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its 4 AM somewhere

the younger you are the more obtrusive your facial piercings

tiddiemeat420:

i wanna get into a situation where a cop tells me to empty my pockets and i have nothing but fingerboards 

  

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via currentlyploughgingsimonbelmont)


  

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

(Source: feellng, via acid-anarchism)


gatorbiscuits:

*drinks water* im hydrating my flesh prison

(via acid-anarchism)

mattressblowoutsale:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

me and the lads like to sit around drinking the dirty paintbrush water until we all fall asleep from the poison

ssnnaarree

nonomella:

im dying laughing some guy wanted to ask for advice on how to be social but he accidentally wound up on a board for socialism

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and he actually got advice

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(via gotitforcheap)