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ammits420friendlychillspot:

i feel like i come off really inconsiderate but whats really happening is people keep waiting till im very high and then presenting me with sensitive situations that i dont have the capacity to navigate

I actually did read the fault in our stars and it is just as filled with bullshit as you think it is

checkinitdaily:

[Puts metaphor in mouth]

you see, its a cigarette

cop:is that a joint between your teeth
me:no it's a metaphor

arielalia:

me: bb y u holding a cigarette

him: that me metaphor

kendricklamarvevo:

*lets dick sit in mouth but doesn’t suck it*
It’s a metaphor

ihopethismakesyounervous:

Mom: Why is there a meth lab in our basement?

Me: Calm down mom, it’s a metaphor

shingekitsune:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you buy The Fault in Our Stars

but you never open it

you hold the killing thing in your hands, but you don’t give it the power to kill

quentin tortellini HAHA HAHAHAH HA HA HAWAHAH GOD I CANT GET OVEr IT